This is why I dont diet. It's too dangerous.
My kids dont appreciate how cool I am.
.thank you Rosemary 😍
Aubrey asked me to help with her homework. I didn't graduate high school, but I'm certain I can handle a little second grade homew--... Oh.
1.9 yr difference. Wtf. She's gonna be driving a car next week 😫
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