lmao_bye_af

Sariah AKA Thugnificent

You already know what’s good 😤👌

Loading...
It’s all fun and games til the chocolate cake catches up to your face PS- My makeup game is so strong y’all didn’t even see Ms.RockyRoad under there hahahahahahahahahahaimnotgonnastopeatingchocolatecakehahahahahahahahahahahahaha
In dedication to Frida Kahlo🌼🌹 “The most important part of the body is the brain. Of my face, I like the eyebrows and eyes.”
She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll smack your face 👑🥀
When One Direction said “you’re insecure” I really felt that shit
Pretty people CANNOT do math, it’s not in our DNA. So if you’re good at math I have some news for you - Paris Hilton
Is you is or is you ain’t > to be or not to be
Hi, 🅱️illy 🅱️ays here, and I’m proud to introduce to you all a brand new Me™️. It’s been recommended by 6 out of 5 people who recommend stuff. For 69 easy payments of $4.20, all this and more could be yours! But wait, there’s more! If you call right now we’ll give you half the offer for double the price! *plus additional shipping and handling. Operators standing by, act now! Must be 87 and older to order. Occasionally available in stores. This has been a paid program by Headassery and co.™️
Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears. . 💵You know them thangs is fiddy bucks a pop.💵
5’6 but my sadness 6’2
Hey all you goobers ya girl ish poppin once again ANYWAYS Do you ever be feeling yourself and think like “wow, there really isn’t anyone like me. NOBODY holds a torch to me” and then you remember something mean somebody said and how bad it hurt your feelings so you sit there crying like “I’m a Bad Bitch™️, you can’t kill me.”
Yo I find it interesting how guys I know for a fact are not single are on here liking pictures of half-naked women and shit. Idk man sounds kinda sus
Do you ever just *go through it* and then think “wow, that was unnecessary, why am I like this?” Cuz lemme tell you something. You just gotta know deep down, that it be that way sometimes. Heck, maybe a lot of the times. People may doubt you and think it really don’t be like it is. You just gotta know that it do and that’s okay. Love u binches ❤️
It’s is officially Throw Back Thursday™️ my dudes. Here we have Thugnificent420©️ with a special appearance of SwagMaster69®️
Outfits for day 1 and 2 ANYWAYS Yo so my feet are killing me. I walked so much and I just can’t even rn. I got some snax in Chinatown and ya girl hasn’t eaten a full meal yet for the day because of it. It’s Gucci tho, I got some cool stuff and had a surprisingly great day all by myself. Smell ya later binches💕
Hey y’all I have my last final tomorrow and you wanna know what I’m doing rn? That’s right. You guessed it. You know me too well. Ya girl puts the PRO in procrastination amirite 😩👌💦💦
I feel like the piece of shit I am rn and lemme tell you girls it’s not lookin good for the kid. I can barely get out of bed and life just sucks in general. Everything seems so pointless. It really be that way sometimes, ya feel?
They don’t call me flashback fanny for no reason 😜 ANYWAYS Why can’t things just be easy once in awhile? Why can’t things you plan for in advance just fall into place, like when you leaving the house early for an appointment only for there to be a road closed for construction making you late anyways.
Now what’s cooler than being cool? Ice Cold I SAY WHATS COOLER THAN BEING COOL? ICE COLD ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
next page →