Stop licking your damn hot spot and you wouldn’t have to wear it, you disgruntled idiot. #hankieman
NAKED. That’s what it says on every page.
The moment after you cut up Habenero Chilis To make chili vodka and then take a pee and forgot to wash your hands.
Happy 2nd Anniversary to this human I married! Love ya, baby!
Someone’s gonna steal him from under the gate, I know it. Kidding! He’s terrible, no one wants him. #hankieman
Death comes for us all. Last show ever Thursday!
Hah great backdrop, and accidental descending order by height
This is what I come home to when I go out at night and my wife stays in.
DTLA is BLACKED OUT. Only lights on right now are from the buildings with generators
pulling off martial arts jumps like Jackie Chan trying to get these squirrels
My new hood has a dude that sits with a full body felt muppet on street corners apparently