This is basically how it works.
Pumpkins are fruit. Can you believe?
Honestly, we just wanted an excuse to buy pies.
Finding a last-minute Halloween costume sucks. Come by the lobby of our office today from 10am - 5pm and we’ll give you the laziest costume of all time (while supplies last). If you aren’t in Chicago we’re sorry. We just thought of this idea 3 days ago.
Girlfriends + Burritos + Church = 💨
Call 1-877-THATS-BS and tell us what your significant other does that you get blamed for.
Because it's almost Halloween and we needed to post something spooky.