Sean Dietrich is a columnist, novelist, podcast host, and construction worker, known for his commentary on life in the American South.
Dear Thelma Lou, I remember when I could hold you in my arms without severely rupturing L4 and L5.
Three words: Coker. Nut. Cake.
If you are ever at the Fort Deposit exit, Here is a barbecue joint that has some of the best smoked chicken this boy has ever tasted. Ever. #frontporchbbq #fortdeposit #alabama
Top secret fishing hole—the whereabouts of which are only known by a few people, and a few deceased fish.
ME: I can’t quite figure out what I want.
CRACKER BARREL WAITRESS: Let me get creative and put something together for you that my kids eat all the time.
ME: May I take a photo of your shirt, ma’am?
WOMAN: Yes, you may.
ME: Where can I get one? I love that shirt.
WOMAN: I certainly hope you don’t plan on giving one of these to your mother.
“On the count of three say money! One! Two! Three!” “MONEEEEEYYYY!”
Baby Otis has the hiccups.