Me: Trying to relax and enjoy the holidays
Walk outside: The Grinch is grilling me from the front seat of an Uber XL
#thegrinch #christmas #NYC
Doing my part for Christmas with the fam in Staten. 10ft of f%*king Christmas cheer coming at ya
On Father's day I want to thank my Dad for teaching me everything I needed to know, except how to parallel park. See above, love you Dad.