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The Standard Sausage

🐾 Beni, Standard Long-Haired Dachshund. East Riding of Yorkshire 🇬🇧 Rescued in 2016.

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Whoops! No idea how I ended up here but how great do my pearly whites look! 🦷
Mum said there was something wrong with this picture but I can’t seem to figure it out? 🧐 #little &large 🤴🏼
Anyone else start showing off when it’s time for dinner and mum hasn’t fed you yet?
Gazing into the distance... (to camera: oh hey, didn’t see you there!) 💁🏻‍♀️
I can smell the weekend! It’s nearly here!
Trying to avoid eye contact because I know I’m not allowed on this chair! 🙊 #guilty
Lovely few days in Shropshire @darwinstownhouse ! Definitely recommend!
Wait up guys I’m coming! (I know, I run like a rabbit 🙄)
I do love to be beside the seaside - unless I have to go in the water... then it’s a no go! 🌊
Ciao bellas, check out my balayage! 💁🏻‍♀️
Great night watching @olingmusic ! I was such a fan, sitting front row! 🎶
Who else is always little 🥄?
Anyone else this happy for Friday??
I know when I pull this face I can get anything I want! #spoiled
I’ve made it - life complete! Check me out in the @hulllive article “Dogs with the biggest instagram followings” . If you need me, I’ll be out the front signing autographs 🐾🤩
Does my bum look big in this? 😏
Had the perfect Saturday! After a 5km walk, mum and dad took me to the @pigandwhistle_healing where they had a bespoke Dog Menu! Highly recommend the protein bowl - perfect when I’m trying to watch my waistline! 🐷
When you ask your parents if your friends can sleepover and they’re just in the back like... #pleasssseee
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