Heidi Heaslet

Comic. Selfie-Artist. I run a wildly successful dance show.

Guys not only is there FREE TICKET LINK IN BIO for our first episode taping but @justinemachine1 & I have A MAJOR announcement in my story!!!!! ( Also isnโ€™t this a sweet pic of two rival dance captains holding hands ? ๐Ÿ“ธ @dunkwins )
Oh Um we 10 days out from this Huge moment like omg wtf we have a tv show with E! Fuck bro wow DM me to get on my list. ๐Ÿ“บ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฝ
I am currently the girl who makes her boyfriend take dumb ass photos of her over a sunset in 5โญ๏ธ hotel she doesnโ€™t economically belong in but my god itโ€™s an amazing actual happy hour
Only posting this so you can see my full @adidas Track(power)Suit again. Also want to send good energy to the couple who bought white wine bottle service in @thecomedystore belly room last night. ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ’ฏ
I was 47 mins early to a conference call today. But this is my Power(track)Suit & this bathroom selfie werked out.
This is tonight @thecomedystore โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Itโ€™s extremely important to me to work with women Iโ€™ve known for years who had to work twice as hard to prove their value and worth. Iโ€™ve known @stellasimona and @akheiss since i was 21. We had a wonderful meeting today about creating my first piece of jewelry and lifting eachother up. Iโ€™ll update you on the progress. These women are so talented Iโ€™m lucky that the first piece of jewelry I am able to buy will be under their wings. Also my grandma quilted a blanket for @banglamanianbaby when he was born. #Family (Ali had to jet to a meeting she is here in spirit thru @samoyed.sumo )
When your parents let you skip curfew
Itโ€™s my birthday and Iโ€™m spending it working on our TV show. This is the best work day ever. #ThirtyWON bitches ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ“บ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿญโœจ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’‹
Omg I am an alumni of this very special dance squad created & captainโ€™d by @angelatrimbur (its also her bday today) and now they have a @time magazine article and I couldnโ€™t be more happy for @lacitymunicipaldancesquad ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ
Gentleman, please take a number and form a single file line for @ajshazam ๐Ÿ‘€
Yo new hot night Wednesday @thecomedyunion where everything is $5. I love this club, I love a $5 deal, and talkin that shit. Come thru vibe will be all way right. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Get you a producing partner that supports you flying. We out here @justinemachine1 โœจ
I love crying happy tears with you @msmayoalldayo. I love that everything we said we would we do we just out here doing it. Iโ€™m so grateful the universe looked out extra special for us to have each other. What a lucky fuckin break.๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅ‚
We all here to support you. I found a nice image of us back when I was on @lacitymunicipaldancesquad with a nice subtle hand rest support for you during group pose. ๐Ÿ™ My dance captain, vibrant personality and friend @angelatrimbur has been diagnosed with breast cancer. If you can pop over to her page and offer some her some love that would be great. There is a gofund me but if you canโ€™t do that maybe a nice supportive comment on her page would be helpful? Maybe even go check out the @lacitymunicipaldancesquad where I met some of my life long friends and show some love to this beautiful dance squad that came to life from her mind. A lot of us have been effected by or had friends and family with breast cancer. My grandma went thru it and sheโ€™s still sewing beautiful sequin dance jackets so I know you got this Gela. Share anything with her you think may soothe her during this time. #AllLoveBB #LoveIsCorrect ๐Ÿ’•
OUR DIRECTOR NICK IS NOMINATED FOR AN EMMY OMMGOMGOMG CONGRATS ๐Ÿพโœจ๐Ÿพโœจ ( for RuPauls Drag Race But TBH hopefully us too one day?? ) ahhhh yaaay NICK !!!!
I got a show tonight 8:30 @boomtownbrewery @oversharingcomedy I donโ€™t even have a car and Iโ€™ll be there. So come. We need to laugh together after that @handmaidsonhulu season finale. ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜ณ #blessedbethefruit
Bae Cruise ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฆ€
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