Heidi Heaslet

Comic. Actress. Selfie-Artist. I run a wildly successful dance show coming to E! 2019

Todayโ€™s mood is a @stephaniebeatriz wedding reception conga line brought to you by her bridesmaids. Swipe for dance action shots by @michaelmelwani #StephandBrad #4EverEva
Had to hit Monday hard with the freckles. ๐Ÿ’Ž
DUDE FINALLY HEARD MY VOICE ON @chrisrock #vinyl release of #Tamborine !!!!!!! I screamed with airhorn like enthusiasm cuz HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER!!!! I AM A PROFESSIONAL DEFINITION READER FOR THE STARS NOW LOL & WOW ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ
Show tomorrow (Friday) @thecomedystore 7:30 doors. Weโ€™re featuring comedians from #TheFunnyDanceShow actually doing their comedy! FREE in da Belly Room Babies ๐Ÿ’•
#StephandBrad you both live in a place of love and magic together. Thank you for inviting us all to share that space with you this weekend. Being apart of your official union has reminded me once again how endless true love is. @stephaniebeatriz & @bradhoss โค๏ธ
FUUUUUCK WOW MY VOICE IS ON CHRIS ROCKโ€™S VINYL RELEASE OF #TAMBORINE (need help finding record player asap) ๐Ÿ†—๐Ÿ†’
We are your new @justinbieber & @haileybaldwin but as a dance-comedy-duo-power-couple. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘‘
I would like Samuel L. Jackson to be the lead of the FBI investigation against Kavanaugh.
โ€œI donโ€™t want to be apart of this - this sisterhood of rape victimsโ€ - @stephaniebeatriz character Bonnie from @tlotmfilm. That line hit me so hard when I watched her incredible performance. It was the first time I saw something I could identify with. When you are assaulted society immediately puts you in this new box you didnโ€™t put yourself in. Not only are you physically violated โ€œyou are a victim now too and life is now oh so sad.poor you.โ€ And yes it hurts and you have to work through it but it wasnโ€™t your choice. I donโ€™t live my life as a victim, I live my life as Heidi. I think you all should see this film. The news cycle can make your brain hurt. Itโ€™s always good to tap into empathy for people in experiences than may be different from yours so we can all better understand each other, because why notโค๏ธ Love you all.
#believesurvivors | note ๐Ÿ’Œ this image was created by @msmayoalldayo she happened to be one of the first people to believe me.
Iโ€™m who they try 2 ๐Ÿ
Just a bunch of professional dancers having brunch. Bet you canโ€™t guess who just came off a worldwide tour with @britneyspears ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŸ
This was my application to college. Canโ€™t figure out why I never got in.
A luxury cut by @blushibeauty โœ‚๏ธ
Ummmm surreal moments from our new lives. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธโœจ #YesWeThinkWeCanDance ? #SYTYCDFinale
BIG MOOD: โ€œdonโ€™t be afraid of your own voice. Itโ€™s ok to make mistakes.โ€
I love @thecomedyunion and they give me a $5 guest list !! DM me so I can put you on it okkkkurrrr! ๐Ÿ’ธ
Tonight Iโ€™ll be here ๐Ÿ”ฅ @crackemupthurs @thecomedystore
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