Heidi Heaslet

Comic. Actress. Selfie-Artist. EP & Host of a wildly successful dance show coming to E! 2019

Who looks more confused ?
CONGRATS @chrisrock on your #grammynominated album #Tamborine I feel so honored my voice is on there !! Thank you for sharing your blessings CR with my little raspy ass voice !! @djcoachtea Got a real ass ear on him πŸ‘‚πŸ½Yo & the same Grammy year as my girl @iamcardib ?!! PERSONALLY I’M COMIN FOR ALL THE BAGπŸ’° 2019, 2018 you been a real mf’in RIDE we got 3 weeks left πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―
Those @balenciaga da ones that look like socks πŸ‘…πŸ₯‚βœ¨ #GQMOTY
Showtime Dec 18th with a few of my absolute favorites @alldef @hollywoodimprov
Last night was really cool. You guys need to see #WCW show every week at the improv. The room is packed the vibe is correct the line up is all women with vastly different perspectives and all so funny. I personally was having a super hard day and didn’t know if I could perform but the energy and the boss ass bitches lifted me all the way up without even knownin cuz I was like damn WE OUT HERE DOING SHIT. LIKE TRULY LIKE WE SAID WE WOULD. YALL BITCH ASS HATERS KEEP HATING. CUZ DAMN WE THE SHIT. K done peace and love y’all.
Fun ass show tomorrow $10 no drink minimum. See y’all in that bitch. This show sells out so you might wanna snatch ur tix today. @hollywoodimprov
Had a daybaecation yesterday. @jonscarlett ❀️ TY @stephaniebeatriz & @bradhoss for setting up the magical surprise βœ¨πŸ­πŸ’«
#SquADD ❀️
I ain’t in congress but I do like runnin shit. 😝
The problem with glass ceilings is they always break.πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ™‹πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ’πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ™‹πŸΏβ€β™€οΈπŸ™…πŸ½β€β™€οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβœ¨
I am a fucking Executive Producer and Host of 8 network television episodes and I taking my got damn self to Eggs Benedict in the afternoon. WE OUT HERE (plus am I unemployed again?)
We film our our last episode of season 1 tomorrow. These flowers mean so much to me, I remember prepping talent rooms and trailers, making sure everything was A-list. Looking up to so many people I worked for while also trying to book talent roles where I could. These flowers feel so special they weren’t ordered in. They came from friends. I’ve enjoyed putting them in one vase that @subtleslaps possibly borrowed from art Dept. I’ve enjoyed these 7 soon to be 8 episodes. I am thankful. I am so grateful @justinemachine1 and I love dance and love comedy and just took a chance and that for a moment y’all took a chance on us. It’s just flowers. It’s just laughs. It’s just dance but for some reason it feels significant and magical but I’m also about to get my period so who fuckin knows.
Today’s mood is a @stephaniebeatriz wedding reception conga line brought to you by her bridesmaids. Swipe for dance action shots by @michaelmelwani #StephandBrad #4EverEva
Despite the anxiety attack I had to hit Monday hard with the freckles. πŸ’Ž
DUDE FINALLY HEARD MY VOICE ON @chrisrock #vinyl release of #Tamborine !!!!!!! I screamed with airhorn like enthusiasm cuz HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER!!!! I AM A PROFESSIONAL DEFINITION READER FOR THE STARS NOW LOL & WOW πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’―
Show tomorrow (Friday) @thecomedystore 7:30 doors. We’re featuring comedians from #TheFunnyDanceShow actually doing their comedy! FREE in da Belly Room Babies πŸ’•
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