xanaxsmoothies

Xanax Smoothies

๐Ÿธ โ€œI would say sheโ€™s probably mostly sober right now.โ€ โ€”๐ฟ๐’พ๐“ˆ๐’ถ ๐‘…๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“ƒ๐’ถ ๐ŸŽจ ๐—ข๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐ŸŽฅ ๐—ฉ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ผ ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐—Ÿ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ก๐—ผ๐˜ƒ. ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿด โฌ†๏ธ ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜

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Bitch, do you know how much I paid for this shit? ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿš
Oops I did it again ๐Ÿท
Finishing the job on her front porch too ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ
Are we including oral? ๐Ÿค”
You canโ€™t stop me from going back to the bar ๐Ÿฅƒ
Tag a friend from Grindr ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘
How can you make me pick one? ๐Ÿฅบ
No shower. Just a little perfume and Iโ€™m ready to go. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ
As a matter of fact, I do ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท
Thatโ€™s what you get for sliding into my DMs ๐Ÿ’ฃ #OwnItBaby
Tag someone who uses their bikini body to โ€œmake friendsโ€ ๐Ÿ™ƒ
#Grindr vs. reality ๐Ÿ˜
Tag a friend who is this extra ๐ŸŽˆ
Um, actually, everyone in Europe takes three-hour lunch breaks
Tag someone who smells like fruit punch down there ๐Ÿ‘
โ€œYou fuckers, he paid for your life!โ€
I promised to take it easy tonight
You canโ€™t say Iโ€™m not a dedicated employee ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿ”ง
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